If there's one thing we can say with certainty about the whole Miami Dolphins locker room fiasco, it's that Richie Incognito is an unbalanced psychopath who has bullied or assaulted more Floridians than Hurricane Andrew. If you encounter Incognito, and piss him off - and you will piss him off - you're almost certain to catch a beating. This is a bad thing that should be avoided at all costs, for example, by immediately moving out of the State of Florida if you live there (a move that was, quite frankly, long overdue). But if you simply cannot avoid Incognito, you'll need a good strategy to overcome a mentally unstable professional athlete who beats up 300 lb professional athletes for a living.
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